Okay, it’s official: I Think Like A Man—or, at least, I write like one. Today’s Daily Candy item is The Gender Genie, which purports to guess a person’s gender based on a >500-word writing sample. I submitted the current draft of my Confessions of a Slob, and the stupid genie thinks I’m male. It would be the kind of thing that finally sends me into therapy, except that the same genie thinks that Guns-N-Roses’ “Welcome to the Jungle” was written by a female. But wait a minute. Axl Rose is insane, so maybe the therapy thing would not be a bad idea …