Here's an interesting opinion on Low-rise jeans, one of the stupidest fashions around. But maybe I'm just getting old, because I've been shopping this week and I'm already sick to death of micro-mini skirts. (Goodness! I NEVER thought I'd ever say that!) Would the fashion mavens mind terribly if I kept my ass under wraps, saving a glimpse of my lovely crack (interpret that word however you want) for those who truly deserve it?