A friend of mine was in town visiting her New Boyfriend, and the three of us biked down to 26th & 6th to check out the flea markets.

NB noticed us girls checking out all the small shiny objects (costume jewelry: brooches, bracelets, and the like). He told me that he used to sell small shiny objects in this very flea market and was looking to unload his inventory and would we like to go back to his apartment later and pick out some baubles?

NB is obviously a very smart man. 4 brooches, 4 pairs of earrings and a double-strand of pearls later, what do you think this girlie is going to tell Visiting Friend about her new squeeze?