My sister's website has a page she calls "Smacks Upside the Brain." This is my smack upside the brain for today:

I was at the Food Emporium shopping for groceries this afternoon. I needed a big ol' bottle of white vinegar (great for cleaning my coffee maker). And right underneath the plastic 1/2 gallon jug was a special sign: LOW CARB!

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