Critiquing myself at the gym:

1. I run like a girl.
2. Or maybe not. I’m 45, I haven’t even run for a bus in 5 years, so maybe I’m just out of practice and don’t remember how.
3. Does scampering across Broadway against a red light count as running? If it does, do those 5 seconds count towards my daily 30 minutes of cardio?
4. What kind of wimp am I if my shins start to splint and my knees begin to ache after 90 seconds?